Providing "Prattles" since May 20, 2010

Over 9,700 Page Views.....(not exactly going viral)

Playground Highlights: Palmer's Resume....40 Prattles....Photo Gallery....Memorable Quotes

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

30. Twin Valley-125 years


On a very hot and humid weekend in mid July (15-17) the residents of Twin Valley, MN celebrated their town's 125th anniversary. This party made my "2011 Must Do List" for many different reasons. The most obvious reason would be that I just love a good party and I wasn't about to pass this one up. A fella just doesn't get that many chances to attend a birthday party for a town that is 125 years old. My other reasons for attending this celebration could be summarized in a very short sentence but that just wouldn't do my story justice.

It's been that long already...

As you know the first step in my "prattle process" is to take a short story and make it much longer by adding my comments and observations. Once I start telling this long story my next step in the "prattle process" is to embellish the facts even more so that in the end I have made a long story even longer. Of course you always need to keep in mind that my prattles are all in good fun and they are not meant to be taken seriously.

125th?.....you just gotta have a cake

The very long version of my Twin Valley story will be divided into the following 4 sections:

Section 1 - History Lesson
Section 2 - Memory Lane
Section 3 - Then and Now
Section 4 - The Celebration

----------------------------------------------------------
Section 1 - History Lesson

Twin Valley, MN:  A small town in northwestern Minnesota.....population 821....that's only 47 less people than when I was there back in 1977.....wonder what happened to the other 46 people?

Living on the prairie

No rush hour traffic here

Twin Valley High School: I was a teacher and coach there from 1976 to 1981.

Mr. Peterson reporting to duty, sir.....(was I ever that young?)

Teaching Responsibilities: 7th grade American History, 8th grade Geography, 9th grade Civics, Junior High Physical Education and Health.

Mr. History Teacher....."What year was the War of 1812 fought?"

Coaching Responsibilities: Head boys varsity basketball, junior high football, varsity track (1 year)....only took the school 1 year to figure out that I didn't know anything about track.


Mr. Coach...."I just rolled out the ball and let them play"


Major Highlight: Basketball team went to the Minnesota State High School Basketball tournament in my first year as head coach (1977).


The BIG DANCE...1977...St. Paul (Twin Valley in the dark warm-ups)

My Claim To Fame: During the state tournament, a reporter from the Minneapolis Star Tribune newspaper, wrote the following..."although no records are kept Paul Peterson, the 22 year old head coach at Twin Valley, would have to be the youngest person ever to coach in the Minnesota State High School Basketball Tournament". Even though 35 years have passed since this statement was written I think it's still true becasue it would be almost impossibe for a teacher/coach to be younger than 22 in March of their first year on the job. If the reporter's statement and my logic are both correct, then I say I'm still "The Guy"....the youngest coach ever!! (until proven otherwise.... and I don't plan on doing any research on it).


"Hey....all I had to do was get them to the game on time"

Major Change: Twin Valley and Gary, MN consolidated their schools in 1985. The new name of the combined school is Norman County East.


Tigers are OUT......Eagles are IN

I know consolidation is needed but I still don't like it because once the consolidation is completed everything disappears from the original 2 schools....school name, colors, song, nickname, mascot, records, trophies, etc. My high school in Zumbrota, MN also consolidated with a neighboring school after I graduated in 1972. This of course means that I now have to face the fact that the high school where I was a student and the high school where I was a teacher no longer exist. I can't find any official record of me ever being at either one of these schools.......makes me wonder if the things I remember happening at my schools ever took place ....was it just a dream?....a figment of my imagination?......a hallucination?.....was I in some sort of drug induced coma during all those years? .....hmmmm....makes you wonder doesn't it?.....


I'm sure I'll never see this again.....did it really happen?

Destructive Moment: In 1996 the high school building in Twin Valley was destroyed by a fire on a very cold winter night. (not a picture of the actual Twin Valley fire)


Very sad....my home for 5 years.....gone forever

My Legacy: There are 2 versions out on the street in Twin Valley and they are as follows:

Version #1 - The state tournament team that I coached laid the foundation that was used to build a very successful basketball program at Twin Valley. The excitement created by my 1977 team may have provided the spring board for sending future Twin Valley teams to the state tournament. The 1985 Twin Valley team, the 1998 Norman County East team and the 2008 Norman County East team all made trips to the state tournament. The 1998 team actually won the Class A state championship. (keep in mind that no Twin Valley team had ever gone to the state tournament prior to my 1977 team).

Do you believe in miracles?......YES!!
 
Dreams really do come true

I was on top of the world.....for awhile anyway

Version #2 - During my 5 years as the head basketball coach I managed to take a very successful basketball program and drive it into the ground. After winning 23 games my first year the victory total went steadily down in each of the next 4 seasons. Fortunately a new coach was able to rebuild the program and take a Twin Valley team back to the state tournament 4 years after I left town.


I took the basketball program from "HERE".....

....To "HERE".....

...and finally to "HERE".....
 Note: I'm the chairman of the group who believes that Version #2 is my true legacy.

---------------------------------------------
Section 2 - Memory Lane

As I drove into Twin Valley that day for the big celebration it suddenly occurred to me that it was almost 35 years ago to the day that I came to Twin Valley for my first job interview at the high school. On the flip side it was also very close to 30 years ago to the day that I packed up my car and left Twin Valley for good. (kind of Twilight Zone-ish).

As I drove into town I proceeded to drive by all of my old stomping grounds...


Ahh...the old elevator.....I'm almost there...hope nothing has changed


"What?....a new water tower?.....I hate change!"


Bowling Alley...bowled in a league here for 5 years (that's 35 in dog years)


The Liquor Store.....couldn't go there....not a place for "The Coach" to hang out
 
The old gym...."The house that Paul Peterson built" (see Version #1) 

As I drove by one of the places I used to live it dawned on me that I was way ahead of my time back in 1976. In today's world it has become very "trendy" to live in condos that are located in the downtown areas of large cities. Looking back I can now see that I was the guy who actually made the "downtown life style"  fashionable. One could say I actually blazed the trail for this new way of living when I moved into a fully furnished penthouse condo in the heart of downtown Twin Valley." I was living LARGE and I didn't even know it. I was "cool" long before it became "cool" to live in an old downtown building that had been renovated into expensive condos.


The Bernice Tower......great view of the Twin Valley skyline from my penthouse


Location....Location.....Location


"I can't believe the old car that conked out on me back in '77 is still sitting here"

After living downtown for 3 years I decided that I needed a change. The pace was just way too hectic for me in Twin Valley's asphalt jungle. Fortunately I was able to find a fully furnished house out in the eastern suburbs of Twin Valley. Finding a furnished place was very important to me because my motto back in those days was "I don't want to own anything that doesn't fit into my car". I stayed true to this creed becasue I wanted to be able to make a quick get-a-away in the middle of the night if the player's parents ever decided they wanted to run me out of town.


I called it "The Ranch"....wish I could say the place looked better 30 years ago

------------------------------------------------------
Section 3 - Then and Now

As you know a good Norwegian boy like me has trouble dealing with change. My trip back to Twin Valley of course forced me to deal with the fact that things do change in 30 years. Here is a quick look at how things were back "Then" and how they are "Now".


The Welcome Sign.....THEN


The Welcome Sign....NOW....Tigers?...State Tournament?..sorry, no record of it

Whenever I visit Twin Valley I always stay at Steve and Renee Radniecki's house. I affectionately call their place the "Radniecki Bed and Breakfast Inn" because I always receive first class accomodations when I stay there. Steve and Renee moved to Twin Valley prior to the start of my second year of teaching. Steve was hired to be a social studies teacher in the high school and the head football coach. Steve went on to have a long and very successful teaching and coaching career in Twin Valley. The school and the community honored Steve for all of his outstanding work by naming the football field after him.... "Radniecki Field"....very impressive. (I don't think the basketball court would have been named after me had I stayed).


Steve Radniecki....Teacher/Football Coach.....THEN


Steve and Renee Radniecki......Bed and Breakfast Inn (for me anyway)....NOW


My old high school building.....THEN


The new high school....NOW....my old school is gone...was I ever really here?


The Gym.....THEN....(my 1977 state tournament team)

The Gym.....NOW.....definitely not named "Peterson Court"


Mr. Coach.....on the bench.....THEN...."These guys don't need a coach"


Mr. Coach....on the bench....NOW..."No one listens to me anymore"
 
Mr. Coach....at The Dance....THEN....officials thought I was the student manager


Mr. Coach.....NOW......"Doesn't anyone remember me?....I did coach here ya know"


Jeff Opsahl...state tourney team....point guard who ran the show
 
Brad Gibson....Player....THEN....ran the fastest crusher ever


Jerry Kappes...state tourney team....THEN...instant offense off the bench

Jeff, Jerry and Brad.....NOW.....glad to see no one has changed

-----------------------------------------------------------
Section 4 - The Celebration

When I arrived on Saturday morning for the big celebration the heat index was close to 100 degrees. Excessive heat for some reason doesn't really bother me so I proceeded to enjoy what I will call "the perfect day".

Bring on the HEAT.....I love it!!

Check out my fun packed schedule.......


My schedule was full...I did everything

Attended the big parade at 10:00 am....worked the crowd that was downtown on main street in the morning....had lunch with some former students / basketball players.....attended a teacher's reunion at the school in the early afternoon....attended a 70's class reunion party later in the afternoon......had supper at the school with my adopted parents, Eldred and Norma Opsahl......worked the huge crowd in the liquor store..... glad handed everyone at the big street dance. (Politicians had nothing on me that day).  I basically talked with people non-stop from 9:00 am on Saturday morning until 1:30 am on Sunday morning...it was great! I really enjoyed seeing so many people from my past..... students, basketball players, teachers and old friends. My "Fun Bag" was definitely full when I left town.

So this is what the inside of the Liquor Store looks like....(I love working a room)
 
Gotta go to the street dance... (a few people actually remembered me here)
 
I needed to ship my "FUN BAG" home....too big...wouldn't fit in my car
 
I just love parades and the people of Twin Valley did a great job putting one together because it had everything that was on my "Must Have List" for parades.


The old tractors.....

....the classic cars.....

....the fire trucks....


...and of course the horses.....(you know the parade is over)

Spending the day in Twin Valley brought back many memories of what it was like to live in a small town. I always enjoyed how the local newspapers in Twin Valley and/or Zumbrota would report on the ordinary comings and goings of the local residents. I'm 99% sure that both of these newpapers would have filed this report on my visit to Twin Valley...Paul Peterson, Maple Grove, MN, attended Twin Valley's 125th anniversary celebraton this past weekend. Paul enjoyed visiting with many old friends and former students during his stay. The 3 day celebration drew huge crowds and "a fine time was had by all" (I just can't get enough of that classic phrase...I've been using it for over 50 years).

If they don't want my reporting skills here....


...maybe they will here

So there you have it....a short story that became a long story and a long story that became even longer. My only regret is that I somehow managed to delete several pictures that I took with my phone during the day (user error...I am old you know). Obviously it would have been much easier for me to simply state the following..."I went to the 125th anniversary celebration in Twin Valley because I used to teach and coach there back in the late "70's"......but that wouldn't have been any fun now would it?

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

29. "The Ivy" Goes Silver

                                        "THE IVY"



                                  .....Goes Silver


Prerequisite: Prattle #12 - "The Ivy Open Golf Weekend - 2010" must be read in order to understand the information that I will provide in this prattle.

INTRODUCTION

The Ivy Open, now officially re-branded as "The Ivy" celebrated its 25th anniversary during the weekend of June 9 -12, 2011 (yes, an extended weekend). As one of the co-founders of this yearly event I am very proud of the fact that my group of friends have been able to keep "The Ivy" alive and well for all these years.

On a personal and selfish note, my attendance at "The Ivy" for the 25th year in a row just makes my list of cherished "streaks" that much better (see Prattle #10 - Streaks). Please keep in mind that I do understand my obsession with streaks is not healthy....that's a good thing, right?....isn't recognizing that you are sick the first step to recovery?....there's still hope for me....maybe.


It's hard to believe that a weekend golf outing that took place with a few Concordia College (Cobbers) friends back in 1987 has now "gone silver". The longevity of this annual event can probably be attributed to the Scandinavian blood that my Cobber friends and I have running through our veins.

As a member of a full blooded Norwegian family I was always taught the importance of developing and maintaining rituals and traditions throughout my life. It was also ingrained in me that trying to change things or do something different was not "The Peterson Way." My group of Cobber friends obviously had the same sort of up bringing because we took a simple round of golf we played together 25 years ago and turned it into an annual event that is loaded with traditions and rituals.


The down side of this very ritualistic behavior is that as my Cobber group looks back over the years it's very difficult to differentiate one "Ivy" from the next. When things are done exactly the same way every year the details of each individual "Ivy" all run together in our memory banks. (being in our mid to late 50's probably doesn't help matters).



The biggest regret of "The Ivy" crew is that there is no documentation of what specifically happened at each year's event. In an effort to make up for this omission, I decided to write a review of "The Ivy" held last year (2010) and post it as a prattle on my blog (see prerequisite).

My recap of last year's event also included a short history lesson on the "The Ivy". This background information provides an explaination of how this annual gathering got started and why it has stood the test of time.

Seeing that there is no end in site for "The Ivy" I feel I need to continue writing my recaps of this yearly tradition. Who knows?...we could maybe do another 25 years of "The Ivy". With that thought in mind this new prattle will serve as my official Ivy report for 2011. In this 5 chapter recap I have also taken the liberty to refer to myself in the third person for the following reasons:

1. Makes the story read more like a news report
2. Because I've always wanted to do it
3. Because I can...

-----------------------------------------------------------------

CHAPTER 1 - THE PLAYERS 

The attendance at this year's "Ivy" was unfortunately lower than normal due to weddings, family trips and previous commitments. The lower number of participants did not however put a damper on the silver anniversary festivities. We still had a core group of guys who were absolutely giddy about being there to celebrate "The Ivy's" silver anniversary.

Starting Line Up
Mark Anderson - Andy
Brad Atchison - Face
Kris Gulsvig -Tiffer
Darrell Olson - Oly
Paul Peterson - Palmer
Perry Reinertson - Rhino
Craig Samuelson - Sammy
Dan Storrusten - Stork

Regulars - Missing
Jon Johnson - Jonny
Dave Karlstrom - Kulla

Part Timers - Missing
Steve Hinrichs - City Stork
Joe Sullivan - Joe
Kevin Shipley - Ships
Kent Stadum - Stade


Oly, Andy, Stork, Sammy

Face, Oly, Rhino, Andy


Andy, Face, Oly


Tiffer
 
The Original 4 - Palmer, Face, Andy, Oly

----------------------------------------------------

CHAPTER 2 - THE GOLF .....oh did we golf


The golf marathon is about to begin.....

Thursday
-Wildflower Golf Course - Detroit Lakes, MN
-2:30 tee time - 18 holes played
-Players - Andy, Face, Tiffer, Stork, Sammy, Palmer ( 2 groups)
-Weather: Partly cloudy, calm, 60's, dry - very pleasant


Andy - Host...Co-founder...Director of Logistics

Friday
-Hawley Golf and Country Club - Hawley, MN
-7:30 tee time - Round #1 - 18 holes played
-11:45 tee time - Round #2 - 18 holes played
-Players - Andy, Face, Stork, Sammy, Oly, Palmer (2 groups)
-Weather: Partly cloudy, calm, 70's, dry - very pleasant


Face - core member....the skins leader....helped give the event its name 

Saturday
-Wildflower Golf Club - Detroit Lakes, MN
-8:30 tee time - Round #1 - 18 holes played
-2:30 tee time - Round #2 - 18 holes played
-7:00 tee time - Round #3 - 9 holes played
-Players - Andy, Face, Sammy, Oly, Palmer, Rhino (Round #1)
-Players - Andy, Face, Oly, Palmer, Rhino (Round #2)
-Players - Andy, Face, Palmer, Rhino (Round #3)
-Weather: Sunny, calm, 70's, dry - very pleasant


Sammy - long ball hitter....Friday medalist....agitator
  
Rhino - adopted Cobber....Saturday medalist....lives for scrambles

 Sunday
-Greystone Golf Club - Sauk Center, MN
-11:10 tee time - Round #1 - 18 holes played
-Players - Andy, Face, Oly, Palmer
-Weather: Cloudy, windy, 50's, off and on drizzle


Oly - core member......silky swing....his pockets are full of golf balls

Do the math...... that's 117 holes of golf in 73 hours.....do you think our hands hurt?

Palmer's hand on Friday night

Palmer's hands on Saturday night

Palmer during the golf round on Sunday

---------------------------------------------------------------

CHAPTER 3 - THE BANQUET

One of the many traditions of "The Ivy" is to hold the annual banquet in the parking lot of the Hawley Golf and County Club.

This very informal affair takes place after the Ivy participants have played 36 holes of golf.

The banquet only requires lawn chairs, coolers, beverages and a good sense of humor. Many of "The Ivy" patrons consider this parking lot gathering to be the highlight of the entire weekend.

The banquet's agenda had a new twist added this year when Palmer brought a special gift for everyone. In honor of our 25th year anniversary Palmer  presented each participant with an engraved silver mug.


THE SILVER ANNIVERSARY MUG

Terry, the manager of the Hawley Golf Club, was also presented with a silver mug by Palmer. Terry has taken good care of "The Ivy" group for most of this 25 year run and  she definitely deserved to be recognized as an important member of our team. 


Palmer gives Terry her silver anniversary mug
 
Face gives the opening remarks

Oly is still laughing about his ball snafu on the 17th hole


Stork explains how his sweet golf swing will hold up into his 70's
 
Face wants to know how many brands of golf balls Oly carries in his pockets
  
Stork has no interest in hearing about how Sammy shot a 74 

Andy is already making tee times for next year's Ivy

------------------------------------------------

CHAPTER 4 - THE FRIENDSHIPS

Palmer was reunited with some old friends and made some new friends during the weekend.

Old Friends  
-Copter Crowd -  one member of this group sells helicopters for a living
-Hawley Gang - people we have met at the Hawley golf course

New Friends
-Leister Fest Golfers - participants in a memorial golf tournament
-New members of the Copter Crowd


This is Barb....yes, she really sells helicopters

The Desert Rose Band wrote a song about Palmer's new friend
 
 "The Hawley Girls"....Amber, Luann and Heidi

Leister Fest golfers sporting their "Sunday Best"

Palmer's team of caddies 
  
Palmer's posse...Jamie, Luann, Amber, Heidi

The annual Hawley rodeo along with several other related festivities were also going on during Ivy weekend. Palmer unfortunately had to turn down the offer he received to ride with his posse in the big Hawley parade that was held on Saturday (couldn't leave my Ivy buddies).

--------------------------------------------------

CHAPTER 5 - THE MISCELLANEOUS MEMORIES

Oly provided the shot of the weekend:

-First tee at Wildflower 
-Tee ball is pulled dead right of the tee box (Oly's a lefty)
-Ball landed on the roof of the clubhouse and went over the building
-A guys yells from a clubhouse window: "it landed in the garbage can"
-Oly and I ran over to the garbage can and there was his ball
-An amazing shot....as they say, "you can't make it up"


At least Oly had a good lie

The delicious banquet meal that Jon Johnson cooks every year was of course missing due to Jon's absence. However, the organizers of the Leister Fest saved the day when they invited all of  "The Ivy" crew to the pig roast that was being held in conjunction with the memorial golf event. In order to show our gratitude plans are already being made for "The Ivy" to sponsor a hole in next year's Leister Fest golf scramble.

The first drive through pig roast


Stop worrying about the destination..... enjoy the journey


Sammy still says...."The Ivy" is dead


Tiffer intently watches the Twins game......(he hates Micheal Cuddyer)


I wonder if I should coach two more years and get my 600th career win?


Does being a bad golfer make me a bad person?

As reported last year the "Cash and Dash" store is now officially closed. This was the store in Pelican Rapids where Andy and Palmer stopped to buy groceries for the first 23 years of "The Ivy". Even though the store is closed the annual tradition of stopping there just couldn't end for Andy and Palmer. They still stopped there this year to pay their respects to the old "Cash and Dash" building.


What?......the "Cash and Dash" is now a Pawn Shop?


Looks like the pawn shop business isn't so good in Pelican Rapids

Palmer also stumbled into meeting two relatives of his life long friends from Zumbrota. Palmer's buddy Sammy knew two guys who are cousins of Mike and Jeff Ripley. One cousin was playing behind Palmer on the golf course and the other cousin was in a lake side bar.....how about that?...it truly is a small small world.


All of this for 25 years.....Amazing!
 
      "The Ivy".....saving lives for 25 years!